haiku

joe montana an
eel to catch on the ball field
singers still honor him

for Three Things Challenge

haiku

no family trust
for the earth as we spend it
all now on ourselves

for The Daily Spur

haiku

lion enthusiasm
is displayed most at mealtime
but for mating too

for Ragtag Daily Prompt

haiku

this languid haiku
so sleepy lazy laid-back
lackadaisical

for Your Daily Word Prompt

haiku

popular among
animals: insects (food source)
not popular: man

for Word of the Day Challenge

haiku

lions couch their requests
in roars that we hope are not
the last thing you hear

for Stream of Consciousness Saturday

Wonky Whiskers

When I was young, my whiskers came in in patches. If I let them grow, yes, the kids say they are wonky because they are still patchy.

My particular baldness is also patchy, Wonky patchy.

I dealt with this by keeping hair and whiskers cut short, but now that I’ve joined the Rondistiborians, however, that is no longer an option. No cutting of hair.

I tried wearing a hat and bandit’s kerchief to cover head, cheeks, and chin. No dice. The Rondistiborians point out that the peoples of the Indian subcontinent never invented the hat and we’re talking a billion people so why allow hats?

Eventually they kicked me out on the wonky issue. My wife and kids remained. My wife likes guys with a full head and chin of long hair.

Now I’m back to short hair. I get a shave and a haircut for $21.85 plus tip.

for Putting My Feet in the Dirt August Writing Prompts