Cross Mysteriously Appears On Rabbit’s Forehead

This headline excited me terribly when I first spotted it. I am quite religious and a wicked leporiphile.

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that the headline was meant to read “Cross Rabbit Mysteriously Appears On Forehead.”

A pledge in the fraternity Upsilon Downsilon Upsilon or somesuch awoke from a drunken slumber on the frathouse couch, only to discover a new tattoo on his brow.