One of the universal constants of our world is Cosell’s Constant, which is due to change quite soon.
When it increases from .05854 to .05855, a number of differences will be noticeable in our everyday life.
On the plus side:
- We’ll be able to eat a little more
- We’ll be a little taller
- People will like you better, until they get to know you
- Insects will make better pets than they do now
- Drive-in movies will return
- The separation of Church and State will become the separation of Church, State, and Justin Bieber
On the minus side:
- In scientific calculations, quite a few pluses will become minuses
- Grass will talk in a loud voice, especially in your front lawn
- As for the crabgrass, don’t ask
- Whoever the current US president is, or, no, whomever, will become the permanent king of the world and come to live with you.
- Big pickles will no longer look as appetizing as they do now
- The aging process will reverse, but only for the reviled
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