fraternity suspended after mom complained that son was forced to chug

I heard him talking on the phone. He was forced to chug.

Chug, I’m asking myself. What’s chug? Do I want to know?

I’m not a nosy person. If my kid wants to chug, am I going to tell him not to? That’s why they go to college.

Unless chugging is dangerous. He could catch something from chugging? He could pull something, like in his arm or leg or God forbid his groin?

Or be reported to the school. I already paid this semester’s tuition.

Or be arrested? Is chugging a crime? Or God preserve us, a crime against nature?

So I looked it up.

“Move slowly with engine making regular muffled explosive sounds.”

What the… He’s driving the old Kia… Explosions…

That’s when I called the University to complain, tuition payment or no tuition payment.

Also, what’s a fraternity?

resolutions for the new year

I’m turning 21 in a month, so my first resolution is to stop drinking. HaHa.

Next is the question of my virginity. Let me come back to this one.

And the LGBTQIAPK thing. Let me come back to this one too.

Do I talk to my parents? No. I resolve not to. But I don’t want to anyway, so does this count as a resolution?

What about Chris? Do I talk to Chris? Chris is as confused as I am. I resolve to talk to Chris… about whether we should talk.

What about grass? Nah. Nobody cares about that anymore, especially now that it’s legal and getting a lot cheaper.

What about God and prayer and talking to Pastor Alexopoulos? Really? In what universe is that ever going to happen?

But the virginity thing. What should I resolve to do? Go all the way? Which way? How do you even… No, I know what to do. I resolve to research this on the internet. Chat groups or whatever. But nothing gross! Eewwww!! Why even think that?!?

Nevermind. I resolve to study more at school. I resolve to get some As and Bs. At least one of each. Without cheating. I resolve to stop wasting mom and dad’s money there. I resolve to thank them for paying my way. I resolve to get a job during the year that pays better than Pizza Heaven.

And I’ll check out Chris’ resolutions. Maybe I can get a clue or two from them what I should do.

Meantime, happy new year.