i am going to sit here and try to make up a joke in the next few minutes:

man walks into a bar and sees that the bartender is a horse.
“how do you manage to mix drinks with those hooves?” the man says.
“i use a blender,” the horse says.

(thank you. i’m here all week.)

for The Weekly Smile

Boy Saw His Socks and Knew It Was Bad

Long story short: His socks had his feet in them.

There is an old rule in joke writing: write the last line first. Dave Chappelle gives a clinic on this in one of his recent Netflix specials. He offers a somewhere shocking last line and then explains that he’ll work his way back to it, which he does.

So I’ve taken care of the hard part.

“Famous First Words” Contest

My 67 entries, plus a few others.