
to become unseen first remove your clotheen
this spell does not work on your tutu or muumuu
if you’re a kid don’t you dare become bare
spells come from hell so you have messed up
get back dressed up
now that you grownups are naked it’s time to get bak-ed
find some prime chronic and smoke it like tonic
repeat that last step, beth, but this time with meth
now crunched, dude, you got to get krunked
repeat that last step, bloke, but this time with coke
now blowed, vato, you got to get throwed
and now you’re ready to go, baby
and i don’t mean maybe
walk out on the street
go on
no one can see you
but take it slow, bro
note: avoid invisibility cloaks. your feet hang out.
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