I’ve been visiting back east and busking on weekends in the city at 7th and 42nd. Come on down and watch me if you like. We can have a meet-up.
I don’t sing or dance, so I present a list of mental illnesses and for $1, I’ll act out the illness of your choice for 2 minutes. (Your money back if you can guess which illness on the list I actually have.)
My current list of choices for you (subject to change without notice, or with an insane cackle):
Reasonable paranoia
Schizophrenia (you choose the voices that I hear in my head)
Alzheimer’s (please don’t keep the money when I give it back to you; that’s part of the act)
Hysterical blindness (50% off: anxious myopia)
Threft palate
The yammers
Wandering eye
Uncalled-for behavior
My mother warned me about men like you
Crab walk
Crab cakes
Lobster tail
Acting like a moron
Impersonating Robin Williams
Turrets (todays featured word: f**k)
Chinese A-string syndrome
Nigerian inheritance mania
Bipolar (each pole for one minute; extra poles, 50 cents per; bipolar-curious, a 3$ bill)
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