i am going to sit here and try to make up a joke in the next few minutes:
man walks into a bar and sees that the bartender is a horse.
“how do you manage to mix drinks with those hooves?” the man says.
“i use a blender,” the horse says.
(thank you. i’m here all week.)
for The Weekly Smile
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haha. of course, when the man asked him if he had trouble mixing the drinks, the bartender/horse could have answered “neigh” (nay)…
yes, if the bar was in scotland, he might have said neigh, but as it was in new york, he said #*@& #@$!
yep, I’m sure…
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