Waiting for Your Silicon Valley Home?

Located in a last patch of local greenery, this darling starter home is priced to move at 1.1 million.

Comes with material to weave your own blankets and create your favorite gourmet agneau dishes.

Close to the customer-service/complaint kiosks at Facebook, Apple, Google, Linked In, and your other popular monopolies.

Phone for appointment. Please don’t baather current residents.

For those whose stock options haven’t yet vested, we also offer spots in the local bush that will accommodate a single mattress, starting at $1,000/month.

Image by misterfarmer from Pixabay
For 5 Lines or Less