PGME Haiku Challenge: Dynasty

sport religion world

galaxy or universe

no dynasty lasts

 

PGME Haiku Challenge

fraternity suspended after mom complained that son was forced to chug

I heard him talking on the phone. He was forced to chug.

Chug, I’m asking myself. What’s chug? Do I want to know?

I’m not a nosy person. If my kid wants to chug, am I going to tell him not to? That’s why they go to college.

Unless chugging is dangerous. He could catch something from chugging? He could pull something, like in his arm or leg or God forbid his groin?

Or be reported to the school. I already paid this semester’s tuition.

Or be arrested? Is chugging a crime? Or God preserve us, a crime against nature?

So I looked it up.

“Move slowly with engine making regular muffled explosive sounds.”

What the… He’s driving the old Kia… Explosions…

That’s when I called the University to complain, tuition payment or no tuition payment.

Also, what’s a fraternity?

WWI’s Zeppelin Bombings Popularized the Trend of ‘Pyjamas’

Had a scare last night. Possible missile attack. I changed into my lead-lined PJs. Wow are those things heavy.

Turned out the missile warning was just a bad dream but I left the PJs on. Truth to tell, once I lay down, I couldn’t get up. The housekeeper found me.

Second time this year I’ve had to change my nightclothes and it’s just February. The first time was when I had the radio playing and just before I drifted off, a flu warning was broadcast, or something about flu season. Don’t remember. I was half asleep. I got up and put on my “flu nightclothes.” These cover my complete body, including the head, with a fabric that traps flu viruses, guaranteed. I bought the suit online. Made in Worf Puleria. Rather stuffy, but two weeks have passed and I remain flu-free.

There have been a spate of home invasions lately in this area. I’ve purchased my “home-invasion PJs,” once again online. They require assembly, as they seem to be some sort of structure.