Lemming Example Goes Horribly Wrong

Jesus, you hate to see a headline like this. You know you shouldn’t read the article. It could haunt you for the rest of the day.

Most kindergarten kids don’t know what a lemming is in the first place. Outside of Norway, anyhow. And since when is mass suicide meant to provide a teaching moment?

Sure, the teacher paid for her stupidity in the worst way, but now, where is the first grade going to find students for next year, what with zero matriculation about to eventuate?

As for the reporter and his “When Nature gives you lemons” crack, fire him immediately! Sue him for libel, or slander, or both. [Ed. note: In fairness to the reporter, several families actually did include his “lemons” quote on their student’s gravestone.]

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