[Huffington Post headline]
What the fuck? Hey, I can walk, asswipe!
Stop calling it toddling. and get your filthy meathooks off me! Son of a bitch! Pedophile!
Where’s my mom, motherfucker? Yeah, I still nurse. What’s it to you, hornbag? Nurse on this!
I grab one extra piece of motherfucking birthday cake and Jamie’s mom shits a brick. Who am I, Curious George? What a cunt. If my mom was like that, I’d shoot the bitch.
Alright. You don’t care? Unnngggg. Nnggg. There. Right in my motherfucking pants.! Enjoy the smell.
Hey, pussface. I’m a min-or. You put me in there with these drunk druggie faggots and I will ream you out. I will eat your ‘nads. Yes, bro, I will fuck you up.
Fine. Slam that door. When I get out of here, I will stick my foot so far up your ass, a croc will come out your earhole. I will stab you in the eye with my Barbie. I will dig up Mister Rogers, cut off his head, and leave it at the foot of your motherfucking bed. Clown-turd.
Oh, hi, Mom. School was ok and so was the birthday party. What’s for dinner tonight?