Fortune Cookie Contest

My sixty-seven entries in a fortune-cookie contest are, sadly, on a defunct site.

My three top entries:


Your fortune has expired.

Your cookie has passed its Pull By date.

Never a Good Meal

Sorry about the bad food. The rest of your day isn’t looking too promising, either.

[Flames of Hell Chinese Restaurant]


She loves you. Propose, you fool.

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