50 words or less.
My winning entry:
“By gorra ko ree, can this even be? Mom and Dad are out shopping but the sitter’s not hopping. Instead the girl’s dozin while the front door is closin. Behind us. We’re free you’ll agree to go where we please. To the swamp or the circus or whatever we sees.”
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Does writing excuse watching? 
More, please!
thx. i did 32 of these, i think. they’re all posted at the link above. fun exercise.