[Headline, Huffington Post, 02/09/12]
1. You never have to wash a dish towel. Why not? Because you are wiping water off clean dishes with it, and that water is effectively washing the towel itself. If your dish towels get dirty, don’t blame the towels!
2. You can use a dish towel as a bath towel but you shouldn’t use a bath towel as a dish towel. This is because you can rub a dish on your bottom, for example, but you ought not rub your bottom on a dish. Wait a minute. Does that make sense?
3. If you are a guy and you want to meet girls at the beach and you take a dish towel out there and spread it out on the sand, instead of a beach towel, hoping to get the “Aw, isn’t that cute” reaction, go home. Stay there.
4. If you are a gal and you want to meet guys at the beach and you take a dish towel out there and spread it out on the sand, instead of a beach towel, hoping to get the “Aw, isn’t that cute” reaction, and you also wear a seriously tiny bikini, and you’re cute, then the size, shape, and color of the dish towel will prove immaterial to your success.
5. In the case of a kitchen fire, knotting together dish towels to use as a rope out the window will get you an “Aw, geez!” reaction when the fire-fighters finally reach you (your remains).
6. On a happier note, disagreements about dish towels and bathroom-guest towels come in at #7 on the list of common reasons for divorce. I believe that guest towels and their use are the real culprit here.
7. You can use a dish towel as an oven mitt, but don’t use an oven mitt as a dish towel. I think a lot about this. It’s a metaphor.
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Epic #5:)
If you think about it, all dish towels are essentially useless in the kitchen but they do make good beach accessories for midgets.
I’ve never seen a vertically challenged perfectly normal member of the society at the beach:( Maybe if I bring my own dish towels they will come….
dish towels attract sharks. did i mention that?
NO! I could have died.
After reading this, dish towels feel rejected and discriminated against. Prepare for a dish towel sit-in and occupy demonstration. They are not sure whether they get 99% of the water or 1%.
Cotton or Synthetic, both are good options for bath towels as long as they are nice and clean. ,
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my god a blast from the distant past.