Christmas Definitions 4

Red-nosed Reindeer – Sadly, will have to be put down. Highlty contagious.

Elves – You’ve seen them in Lord of the Rings. Warlike. Bows and arrows. Hate on your gifts and they will come for you.

Wise Men – (Not Wise Guys) If they’re so wise, what are they doing out in the middle of a cold winter’s night, in a one-horse town like Bethlehem?

Yule  Log – Help me out here. Santa’s due down the chimney in three hours, so you’ve rolled out the granddaddy of all logs and lit it up?

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