On Behalf of Jesus, I Decline Your Invitation

1. Dearest Mary. I would love to come to your party, but I must decline due to the absence of prayer at your get-togethers.

2. Dearest Mary. Thank you for offering to let me pray at your party, if only in the closet. Sadly, I must still decline, due to the absence of any growthful preaching at your get-togethers.

3. Dearest Mary. Thank you for offering to let me preach at your party, if only in the bathroom with the door closed. Sadly, I must still decline, due to the absence of any full-immersion babtisms at your get-togethers (not to mention the dearth of speaking in tongues or any significant faith healing.)

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One Response

  1. Hahahahahahahhaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahah!

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