My dog ate the invitation.

(“My top three excuses” contest. 150-word limit.)

1. Howie, my dog ate the invitation you sent, and died. Funeral is the same day as your party. Sorry.

2. Howie, thanks for the second invitation. The cat ate it and died. Funeral is the same day as the dog’s. Sorry.

3. Howie, thanks for the third invitation. My mom ate it.

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