I want to come!

(“My Top Three Excuses” contest. 150-word limit.)

1. I want to come but my mom says if I do, I’ll be grounded for a week.

2. I want to come and my mom is ok with it, but my dad says if I do, he’ll beat me like a drum.

3. I want to come and my mom and dad are ok with it, but my jealous sister Gwen says if I do, she’ll let Brian kiss her on the lips. This must not happen! Brian cheated to win my favorite marble, The Peach, plus he’s a moron and a toad.

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4 Responses

  1. I set out to attend your party. I became lost. The house where I stopped to ask for directions was having a splendid party. I stayed at their party.

    I attended your party. Apparently, you were having such a good time with your FAVORITE friends, you didn’t notice I was there.

    I attended your party. When the neighbors complained and called the police, we were all taken to jail. I’m still in jail. As you were the host, I think you are obligated to bail me out of jail.

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