First Video Ever Of The Female Brain During Orgasm

(Headline in the Huffington Post, 11/16/11.)

Note: There have been numerous false alarms, but for the first time in this particular study, the female subject was not faking it. This is not to say that faking it is particularly common on the distaff side during the human act of love, but our subject was being paid by the orgasm, which provided an unwanted perturbation to the experiment. She also claimed that she was owed something extra, because the lab swapped out the hunk she had originally been paired with, and replaced him with the decrepit head of the department, who wanted a go.

This is the fourth video in the orgasm series, after First Video Ever of the Female Hand, the Female Foot, and the Female Nose During Orgasm, none of which proved a big seller on the black market of sex.

At the critical moment, the subject was thinking about eating a cream puff.

The speech center was also involved, as the subject burst out with “C’mon, Baby, Momma needs a new pair of shoes!”

Is an orgasm harmful to the female brain? The subject’s rage centers seemed rather inflamed during the initial motions of the experiment. The subject reported that this was due to her extreme distaste for “the old bugger” atop her. The inflammation moderated when he told her that it was worth an extra thousand if she would “shake that thing.”

The subject’s temperature began to rise dramatically during the exercise, but this could have been caused by the failure of our electric fan partway though the monitored coitus.

Differences between the male and female brains during orgasm? Wow. You really want to go there? This is Nature’s dirtiest act we’re talking about here. So the guy, it’s like, it’s like a train going into a tunnel, or a rocket taking off. Or maybe like one of those oil-drill pumping things. For a gal, it’s more like a tunnel with a train coming in, or a big, moist thundercloud with a rocket shooting through. Let’s leave it at that.

One Response

  1. LOL. fun read 🙂

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