Busking 14

Busking at 6th and 72nd.

My sign: WILL IMITATE PRESIDENTS FOR CASH

$1  Buchanan – Bachelor twerp who didn’t stop the Civil War.

$2  Arthur – NY Customs House grifter who slid in when war-hero Garfield got shot.

$3  Cleveland – A fat guy. Grover, so you know how I’m going to handle that.

$4  Taft – Another fat guy. Sort of like Oliver Hardy.

$5  T. Roosevelt – Googly-eyed, toothy hyper dude.

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2 Responses

  1. The first four, you could sound like pretty much any stodgy guy and nobody would complain that you cheated them. The last one, you just have to pretend like you’re Robin Williams (in that museum movie you probably didn’t see where he plays TR).

  2. I saw the first one and liked it. Can’t remember much about it, though.

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