Busking 8

I’m busking from my bed today. Come on down to the 1100 block, third house on the right, and let yourself in. My wives are at work. All the kids are out on the street or institutionalized.

$1  I’ll come out from under the covers and tell you a story that requires no more than 60 seconds to complete.

$2  You can empty my bedpan.

$3  I’ll pull out my IV and stick it in you.

$4  Fleet play.

$5  It’s a double bed.

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2 Responses

  1. what do you think of Big Love?

  2. I’m living the dream.

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