Movie: The Boy with Green Hair (1948)
Life Lesson: Don’t let your parents take you to clunky old movies or movie life will seem worse than real life. What were they thinking?
Movie: Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Life Lesson: Now that’s what I’m talking about. Movie life is better than real life.
Movie: Ben Hur (1959)
Life Lesson: See “Alice in Wonderland”
Movies: The Road Warrior (1981), Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Experience: Slipped out of work; sat in a small theater with maybe four others for the double feature; drank coke and ate popcorn.
Life Lesson: Work sucks.
Movie: Good Morning… and Goodbye! (1967)
Experience: Bright colors. Women with large natural hooters.
Life Lesson: Real sex is not movie sex; forget the green hair and go for Alice, Heston, Gibson, Schwarzenegger, and the hooters.