Penal Enlargement

[Written by a student. I promised him that I’d post a submission from him as a birthday present. Having said that, Shame on you, Harry! Don’t let your mother read this.]

There’s a lot of talk in this state about the men here who are the hardest to handle.

The joints: Are they big enough?

The sentences: Should they be longer?

The punishments: Should they be harder?

The judges: Are they crooked?

The women’s prisons: the SPCB is active. (B = banana)

Report on mistreatment: written by Peter Small and Richard Little