Guest Post: Hyrum Smith

On the occasion of his wedding (50th wife), welcome, Hyrum, and congratulations. *** Thank you, DWEW. Yes, I have 50 wives. It’s a religious thing. Don’t ask about the sex. That’s always the first thing to come up. I don’t talk to my wives about it. I won’t talk to you about it. Once the [...]

Guest Blogger: H. Cain

We all make mistakes. It’s only human. The important thing is, do we learn from those mistakes? Do we grow? I’m sure that all of you have done things that you aren’t proud of. Think back. Why did it happen? Would you make the same mistake again today? I think not. Let he who is [...]

Guest Post: Concerned Mom

Thanks for giving me this chance to make a plea for advice. I have a wonderful son named Tommy. He is very bright, but he wets the bed, starts fires, and hurts small animals. I’m told that these are the three clear indications that he’ll grow up to be a serial killer. I took him [...]

Guest blogger: Emily Dickinson

Hello everybody. Warning: I won’t be including any new poems here. Those of you who know something about me know that I keep my poems to myself. Out of 1,800, I’ve published fewer than a dozen. In fact, perhaps I won’t publish this bit of prose, either. joem18b volunteers here at the Union Psychiatric Facility, which is [...]

Guest blogger: my mom

You don’t phone. You don’t write. Ha Ha. Just kidding. Move out of the house. So this is where you spend all your time. The crumbs in this keyboard! No wonder we have rats. They aren’t squirrels. They’re roof rats. Google it. Hello, everybody. I’m glad to meet you. To the shiksha who my son [...]

The Upcoming Election

Guest poster: Mabel Brown Every four years, I hold an election to determine who will be my husband for the next term. My current husband is ok. He’s black and I’m white, which is good for bed but bad for joining the local country club. Also, he’s no help in finding me a job. I’ll [...]

Guest Post: Representative John Jakobs

Greetings, voters of the 51st District. Today I want to respond to the most frequent question that I hear: “Which is more important to you, serving the United States or getting reelected?” All professions are faced with variations of this question, including my profession of politics. For example: Doctors are asked whether the life of [...]

Guest Post: Representative John Jakobs

Hello. I’m John Jakobs, your representative from District 51. I’d like to thank the blog administrator for providing this opportunity to me to speak to you. As you may know, if you’re a resident in my district, the special election is upon us, and I’d like to take a minute of your time to ask [...]

Guest Post: Representative John Jakobs

Hello, Mr. joem18b. I’m making this guest post as a thank you for the help you rendered me on my recent Hollywood junket. You ask, what are my three favorite films? Well, I like the one where the family man is falsely accused. His wife and kids continue to believe in him, although perhaps they [...]

Guest Post: David Gold

Hi, joem18b. Thanks for the opportunity to introduce myself and write a few words about what I’m up to. I guess there aren’t too many readers out there who have seen 15,000 movies. I was going to start a movie blog myself, but I’m always so busy watching movies, I haven’t had a chance to [...]