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[texting the wrong person] Stalker – ive got a stalker! – omg no way – way facebook twitter texting – did you reply – no. b/c 2 creepy – how creepy – u know. hes interest. how about a drink and a movie – whoa – u know i am a little interest – careful [...]

Master Thieves

On the first day of February, the media announced that master thief John Smith had stolen all the money in the world. By the time this news went out, everyone had already begun to notice that their credit and debit accounts were empty. The banks found themselves fundless. Annoyance ran high all over the planet. [...]

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A Real Lifesaver I love my husband but he does have some anger-management issues.  Most of the time he’s a real puppy dog, but when he loses it, he will clock me pretty good.  I know I should report him to the law or head for a women’s shelter or something, but gosh, I just [...]

Valentine’s Day

I met Wendy in our Phoenix office. There were thirty of us working in Phoenix at the time. She transferred up from Tucson when her Air Force husband was reassigned from Davis-Montham to Luke. They found a home in Surprise and Wendy made the long commute every day. Our office was located on First Avenue, [...]

Samples on the Flip Side

Her response was of the “Flip, side with me, please” type. I’m on the dyslexic side. Flip the phrase around. For her hair, she chose The Flip. Side view, not bad; full on, not so good. Before an American football game comes the flip. Side that wins the coin toss chooses to receive or to [...]

Celebrating Valentine’s Day

There are three Saint Valentines, all martyrs. For the profoundly religious, such as myself, it seems appropriate to celebrate Valentine’s Day every year by reenacting one of these Valentinian sacrifices. Why should there be so many Muslim martyrs in current times, while so few Christian ones? Christians in certain communities reenact the crucifixion of Christ. [...]

Man Adopts his 42-Year-Old Girlfriend

Headline, Huffington Post] The guy’s name is Marvin. Once Sue was all adopted, he took her home to meet his former mom and dad, now his adopted son and daughter. “Fred and Betty,” he said to them, “meet your new sister Sue.” “Keep it down,” his daughter said. “Your son is taking his nap.”   [...]

Welcome to My Blog…

Just checked back on the most common search terms used to reach my blog. There is something peculiar in their similarity (of my 400+ posts, only a couple have the word “sex” in the title): toppless santas, such as the tiny flower girls sex videos porno , flee teen sex, film abut tenage sexuality, top teen movies about [...]

Walmart Evicts Workers Living In Store Parking Lot

[Headline, Huffington Post, 02/10/12] All over America, there are husbands temporarily living in their car after a fight with their wife. Where do they wash up, shave, and brush their teeth every day? At work, of course. Many sleep under their desk rather than in the vehicle. (In which other countries does this occur? There [...]

Cat from Hawaii found in Ohio

[Headline, CNN] I was sitting on my porch when I saw a cat coming down the street. He was obviously lost. I whistled him over and as I scratched his head, I checked his collar. He was from Hawaii. I went inside and found some chocolate-covered macadamia nuts and a little leftover poi and brought it [...]